Grab a Beer VOLUME 8 with CHIP LASKY

Grab a Beer VOLUME 8 with CHIP LASKY

February 10, 2021

 Belly up to the bar with... CHIP LASKY

  •  What is your happy place? 

    • Anywhere with my wife, dogs, and/or friends.  I know that sounds cliché.

  • What do you avoid at all costs? 

    • Arguing with my wife.  I never win.
  • What is the trait you most dislike in yourself? 

    • I am long-winded when talking.  My whole family is like that.  It drives me nuts.
  • What is the trait you most dislike in others? 

    • Lazy/entitled/weak-minded attitudes.
  • Which living person do you most admire? 

    • You wouldn’t know them.
  • What is your most extravagant purchase to-date? 

    • My truck.  I wouldn’t call it extravagant.  But it was a lot of money for me.
  • What was your state of mind as you walked into this bar? 

    • “I hope they have a good bourbon selection”
  • On what occasion do you lie (we know you NEVER do)? 

    • If I know the truth is going to really hurt someone I care about.  And even then, I haven’t often done it.
  • What one thing would you change about your appearance? 

    • I’d get my nose fixed.  It’s been broken 5 times.  Everyone says it’s part of my character.  But I’m pretty self-conscious of it.
  • Which living person would you put on a dinghy and push out to sea? 

    • I only get to choose one?  Can I use a barge and just put the entirety of the Democrat Party on it?
  • What is the #1 quality men should possess? 

    • Strength: in mind, body, and spirit
  • What is the #1 quality women should possess? 

    • Strength: in mind, body, and spirit
  • Which words or phrases do you say waaaay too much? 

    • I tend to end explanations by saying “soooo… yeah.”  I don’t know why.  I think I got it from my mom.
  • What can’t you live without? 

    • Air and water.  Anyone who says different is lying.
  • What is your most treasured, non-essential item? 

    • My dog’s ashes.  She passed away a little over a year ago.  Miss her every day.
  • Which super-hero talent would you most like to have?  

    • I’m not sure this would be a super-hero talent.  But I would want the ability to teleport anywhere and to any time in history so I could witness history with my own eyes without anyone knowing I was there.  I’d love to see ancient world and be present at historically significant events – partly because I am fascinated with history… and partly because I want to see if historians got it right.
  • If you could change one thing about yourself before the end of the day, what would it be? 

    • I’d slow down.
  • What do you consider your greatest achievement? 

    • Serving in a special operations unit with some of the greatest men I’ve ever known.
  • If you were to die and come back as an animal, which would it be?

    • Holy shit: I was literally just thinking about this the other day.  Don’t ask why.  I’d have to say a Toy Poodle.  I spoiled the hell out of mine.
  • Where would you most like to live in retirement?

    • Florida.  It’s where us Jews go to retire.  Plus they have great gun laws.
  • What is the most essential piece of Gear for your passion?

    • Swedish-Made Penis Enlarging Pump.
  • What do you procrastinate most? 

    • House work
  • What would people say is your most prominent visual characteristic? 

    • My nose.  I thought we covered this already…
  • What is your dream job (if you aren’t already doing it)? 

    • I’m actually pretty happy where I’m at.  But I did just see an Instagram video of some dude who uses those muscle massagers on hot chicks in their underwear.  That looked pretty cool.
  • What type of vehicle would you invent and what would you call it? If it already exists, name it. 

    • I just want one of those flying cars the Sci-Fi industry has been promising.
  • If you had to wear Multicam Alpine or Multicam Tropic head-to-toe the rest of your life, which would it be? 

    • That’s a tough one.  I live in the north, so Alpine would be effective camo for at least half the year.  Plus, it could make for a badass-looking suit.  But Tropic is probably more practical for the majority of times.  Fuck it: Alpine.
  • What is your favorite form of physical exercise? 

    • Weightlifting
  • If you were left alone in the Rockies for a week, what 2 items would you pack for defense? 

    • Lightsaber and the BFG from Doom.
  • What is your motto? 

    • “How do you eat an elephant?  One bite at a time.”
  • Everyday carry of choice? 

    • Sig P365
  • What’s filling your OTTE Gear Packing Cube?  

    • Training tools for teaching classes and sex toys.
  • If money not an option, gun of choice? 

    • M41A Pulse Rifle
  • Favorite OTTE piece and why? 

    • Patrol Parka.  It’s a great shell garment that I wear with various layers underneath.  Plus mine is Multicam Black.  It’s almost too sexy.
  • Patrol guy or Alpine guy? 

    • Definitely Patrol.  Fighting in the cold sucks.